ahmedbritney:

littlehazy:

Actuall perfect human Britney Spears

God is that you?

zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending

tltty:

i can literally do nothing all day & still be exhausted

f.r.i.e.n.d.s rewatch • 1x05 - the one with the east german laundry detergent

nominominus:

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

fuckingmdna:

• Madonna + Awards

fudgersandlovers:

peppy-mocha:

nigforaday:

I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with 

EXCUSE YOU
WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

EVER

kayteekelleee:

neofriend:

this is my son with the dog i just got him

:’)

nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right