Actuall perfect human Britney Spears
God is that you?
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
i can literally do nothing all day & still be exhausted
f.r.i.e.n.d.s rewatch • 1x05 - the one with the east german laundry detergent
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with
WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVER
this is my son with the dog i just got him
How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right